November 18, 2007

I’ve learned that when you eat, you put a napkin on your lap for a reason!

I’ve learned that the smell of a rotten pumpkin seeping through carpet is like nothing you’ve ever smelled and it will take an entire box of baking soda to absorb the stench.

I’ve learned that you get what you pay for and that cheap tights will assure you a day of the crotch at your knees starting at 9am!

I’ve learned that sensitive skin means that your wedding rings overtime will create a rash on your finger.

I’ve learned that nothing is more annoying than a woman taking the elevator to the second floor – TO WORK OUT AT A GYM!

I’ve learned it’s possible to have flights that leave on time – it’s called AIRTRAN!

I’ve learned that I miss my magazines when I don’t receive them in the mail.

I’ve learned that just when my dad decides to get wireless internet, I will end up not bringing my laptop.

I’ve learned that finding out your best friend is pregnant is almost as good as finding out that you, yourself are pregnant.

I’ve learned that my digital camera will break four hours before my 10-year high school reunion.

I’ve learned that seeing people I haven’t seen in years makes me wonder why I lost touch with the people in the first place.

I’ve learned that there is something amazing about friendships when the girls really know your mom.

I’ve learned that there is a reason why someone becomes your best friend.

I’ve learned that it doesn’t matter how great a coat fits, you should not purchase it in hot pink.

I’ve learned that only in NYC does it take a half hour to go two miles.

I’ve learned that I absolutely LOVE that I have a friend who I have steady plans with each week, and I miss her when we have to skip a week because of a holiday.

I’ve learned that I now know my preferred method of shipping packages – DHL!!!

I’ve learned that washing black tights will cause the water to turn a very dark shade of gray.

I’ve learned that as much as I want a dog, taking care of my neighbor’s dog for three weeks shows me that we will basically have a small zoo in our apartment.

November 4, 2007

I’ve learned that some people will never understand that they need to hold on to the pole on the train.

I’ve learned that brand new black Uggs will turn your feet BLACK!

I’ve learned that not all morning meetings require coffee because sometimes people just bring their own.

I’ve learned that you need to ask if there will be celery in the food.

I’ve learned that an MRI can spot two fractures when your doctor thought there was really only one.

I’ve learned that a $1 sale at the baked goods booth at the farmer’s market does not mean I need to purchase three things.

I’ve learned that just because all the pumpkins are $10, it doesn’t mean I need to buy the biggest one because that only means I’ll have to pay $15 to hail a taxi to take me home!

I’ve learned that I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to move from NYC because I finally found the perfect hair stylist.

I’ve learned that ordering clothing from Nordstoms only means that by the time my “fall coat” actually arrives, it will already be freezing cold outside.

I’ve learned that you shouldn’t have your heart set on eating a specific restaurant because by the time you get there the place will be PACKED and you’ll be so hungry that you don’t care what you eat.

I’ve learned that it’s better to sweep hardwood floors than to vacuum them.

I’ve learned that there is no reason to keep that empty pot if you don’t plan on buying a plant to go in it.

I’ve learned that when you really truly want something to happen, you can make it happen – all you have to do is try!

I’ve learned that there is nothing better than clean sheets and clean towels.

October 28, 2007

I’ve learned that even the “most comfortable shoes” aren’t going to help a fractured foot.

I’ve learned that causing a commotion in an MRI and Diagnostic Center will cause my doctor to make a phone call.

I’ve learned that when they tell you not to fall asleep during an MRI, they really do mean it.

I’ve learned that I can skip the candy bar at the drug store if I only think of the candy corns waiting for me at home.

I’ve learned that a flu shot is not that bad!

I’ve learned that some people just don’t like Justin Timberlake (wha?).

I’ve learned that carrying one bag on your commute is better than carrying two.

I’ve learned that the friend who currently knows me best is a girl who has never even heard my voice.

I’ve learned that just when you think you get a comfortable seat on the train where you can read your book, here comes a guy who feels it’s necessary to sit right down next to you when there are 24 other seats…. And he then proceeds to pull out a NEWSPAPER!

I’ve learned that I not only have the best doctors in NYC, I also have the best tailor.

I’ve learned that when you’re fully prepared for rain, it won’t rain and then you’re left looking like an idiot in big-ass rain boots.

I’ve learned that you can eat a restaurant more than 50 times before, but it doesn’t guarantee that you won’t get food poisoning.

I’ve learned that I’m not sure it’s a good thing when my husband says “It’s good to have you back to normal”.

I’ve learned that all it takes is a 24-hour bout of food poisoning to make you drop that extra three pounds, but I’m not really sure it was worth it!

October 21, 2007

I’ve learned that even when you know someone is going to be mad, you need to tell them how you feel.

I’ve learned that higher waisted jeans are better.

I’ve learned that cat love new toys.

I’ve learned that sometimes you just get used to being alone even though you don’t like it.

I’ve learned that the easiest way to put on a few pounds is to cut out your main form of exercise.

I’ve learned that a doctor can easily misdiagnose an issue if you don’t tell him your exact symptoms.

I’ve learned that late birthday presents are the best.

I’ve learned that sometimes I just don’t feel like talking to ANYONE.

I’ve learned that you can become close friends with someone without ever hearing their voice.

I’ve learned that you need to read the ebay description closely.

I’ve learned that sizes are nothing but a number and it’s better to wear clothing you feel good in than squeezing into clothing that just does not fit.

I’ve learned that at this point, I will wear anything that allows me to walk comfortably and if that means having to buy crocs, then SO BE IT!

I’ve learned that even when the weather is 75 degrees and sunny, lazy Sundays are sometimes better spent on the couch catching up on television shows.

October 7, 2007

I've learned that my style might be safe, but at least I'm not wearing a flower sundress with brown suede knee high boots looking like an idiot!

I've learned that I will use any excuse to get out of the office when it's 75 degrees and sunny.

I've learned that a purse can tie a whole outfit together.

I've learned that when you have a good job everyone around you will wonder why you're so happy.

I've learned that if the foot isn't getting better, you need to take the matter into your own hands and go to an Orthopedist.

I've learned sometimes you can squeeze into some pants, but if they are white, you might as well forget about wearing them.

I've learned that chicken noodle soup and mini carrots might possibly be the best lunch ever.

I've learned that you should always keep some candy in your purse.

I've learned that you should always recheck yourself in the mirror before heading outside to go to work.

I've learned that a person can't always be fashionable, there has to be off days too.

I've learned that when you don't expect much, you won't be disappointed.

I've learned that some things should not be done over text messages.

I've learned that birthdays don't always have to be perfect to be special.

I've learned that if you pick any day to be 30 minutes late to a reservation at TAO, it might as well be your birthday.

I've learned that pearls might actually be a women's best friend and that you should leave it up to your mom (aka Jewelry Queen) to get you 9mm pearl earrings!

I've learned that a flea market in Louisville, Kentucky isn't worth going to and you should opt for the zoo instead.

I've learned that there is nothing better than hanging out with your cool 91-year-old grandma making faces at a camera.

I've learned that people don't put a password on their wireless internet in Kentucky.

I've learned that sleeping with cupcakes is absolutely possible.

I've learned that a friend really knows you when instead of getting you a gift, she makes a donation to the ASPCA in your name.

I've learned that some girls can be so overcome with jealousy that it will overtake their life when all they need to do is be happy with what they have instead of harping on what they don't.

I've learned that it's possible to have two separate colds in a one-week period.

I've learned that the last thing I want to see at 9am in the morning right in front of my office building is a man in biker shorts.

September 23, 2007

I’ve learned that as soon as the temperatures drop just 10 degrees, people think it’s time to wear a scarf.

I’ve learned that running across the platform to catch a train is pointless because doors will only close in my face.

I’ve learned that Birkenstocks are said to be the perfect shoes for a hurt foot, so I’m one step closer to healed.

I’ve learned that I get more compliments about the way I look from strangers than I do from my husband.

I’ve learned that there is nothing more annoying than someone talking on a cell phone in the waiting room of a doctor’s office!

I’ve learned that not being able to wear heels for a month means I have to get a whole new birthday outfit to go out to dinner and I’m not complaining!

I’ve learned that men do not get up out of a seat on a train for a pregnant woman or a screaming baby; it’s ALWAYS a woman who gets up.

I’ve learned that when your Spanish friend is ordering dinner for you at a Spanish restaurant, you have to make it clear to her exactly what you want!

I’ve learned that finding black fur in my orange cat’s mouth means I will find a good scratch on his face from that black cat later.

I’ve learned that when you can’t find a simple silver clutch purse, you need to ask your friend where to go because she will definitely think of a place you haven’t thought of and you will find that purse for $8!

I’ve learned that after four years of living here, I know the best way to get home, NOT the taxi driver!

September 15, 2007

I've learned that I'm not sure how I lived four years without cable television.

I've learned that some people THINK they know who you are, but they don't know you even the slightest bit.

I've learned that I'm not the only one who thinks their cat is their soul mate.

I've learned that ballet flats don't help a hurt foot.

I've learned that some women have not discovered the nude color bra to wear under a white t-shirt.

I've learned that some people just have horrible tattoos.

I've learned that it's possible to accumulate ten pairs of shoes at my office.

I've learned that even when your hair looks great down and curly, sometimes you're just in the mood for a ponytail.

I've learned that everything looks better with a belt.

I've learned that black is dressy whether you spend $20 on the shirt or $50.

I've learned when the trains are deserted, it probably means it's a Jewish holiday.

I've learned that there's something to be said about splurging on expensive perfume and not feeling guilty about it.

I've learned that my new favorite person is Perez Hilton (and no, that's not a typo!).

I've learned that speakerphones on cell phones do not work when there are ten people talking.

September 8, 2007

I’ve learned that having a hurt foot really sucks when your main form of travel is walking.

I’ve learned that vigorously shaking a phone after dropping it in a glass of water really might make it come back to life no matter what your husband might think.

I’ve learned that the “like it” size at Coldstone is more than enough.

I’ve learned that when it’s 85 degrees outside, wear a dress!

I’ve learned that some people will just never understand unless you flat out tell them.

I’ve learned that there is nothing like a bright blue shirt.

I’ve learned that after ten days of foot pain, it’s time to start wearing flats.

I’ve learned that sometimes it’s just better to be alone.

I’ve learned that the only way your parents will change their cell phone provider is if you tell them you will stop calling.

I’ve learned that having too much time on your hands does not mean you need to spend more money.

I’ve learned that it doesn’t matter what time you get to Target…. It’s gonna be PACKED!

I’ve learned that when I have a little more weight on me, the black guys are mesmerized, and they don’t try to hide it even while I’m holding my husband’s hand.

I’ve learned that when you fall asleep on the couch at 7:30pm, it means your body needs it.

I’ve learned that when you talk to a friend on the phone for over two hours, it probably means you should talk more often.

I’ve learned that just because someone is supposed to be planning a huge event, doesn’t necessarily mean they are, and when you find out they aren’t, you and the rest of the 1997 Princess Anne population are gonna be real pissed.

I’ve learned that it’s ok to re-read a book even if it’s a book you read when you were eleven years old.

I’ve learned that, yes, it is necessary to purchase six pairs of shoes in a three-week period.

August 26, 2007

I’ve learned that when a magazine tells you to “work up to” using weights while performing lunge exercises - you should listen or other wise you won’t be able to sit or walk for days.

I’ve learned that you can’t really wear flip-flops in 50-degree weather - especially when it’s raining.

I’ve learned that when an umbrella is small enough to fit in your bag, don’t listen to your husband about not needing one.

I’ve learned that you shouldn’t vent about your friends on a blog.

I’ve learned that there are some shoes that will give you blisters no matter how many times you’ve worn them.

I’ve learned that it’s impossible to find pistachios in the Brooklyn borough.

I’ve learned that eating healthy means spending more money – pasta and bread are cheap – veggies and fruit are not.

I’ve learned that three days of eating no carbs means having a smaller waist.

I’ve learned that there is no way of getting out of a doctor’s office in less than an hour.

I’ve learned that while shopping for new clothing, always go to Old Navy first because most likely you’ll find something similar to that dress you just found somewhere else for HALF THE PRICE and then you’ll only have to go back to return the more expensive one.

I’ve learned that I will never pick a color of nail polish that I’m happy with.

I’ve learned that there is no point in stocking up on fruit – they will go bad in the refrigerator.

I’ve learned that Urban Outfitters has some ugly ass shoes.

August 18, 2007

I’ve learned that the reason my legs are still looking so good is because I opt to take stairs even when there is an elevator or escalator near by.

I’ve learned that when it’s being delivered UPS, it probably means you’ll have to go pick it up from the UPS facility yourself!

I’ve learned that it’s basically impossible to pick out thoughtful gifts for your husbands family for each and every occasion.

I’ve learned that sometimes a Wendy’s Frosty is just as good as a cupcake (and cheaper!).

I’ve learned that it might not be possible for me to ever go back to carrying a leather purse after carrying LeSportsac around for the entire summer!

I’ve learned that there are some CDs that you never get sick of listening to.

I’ve learned that I’m getting to the age where I have more serious things going on in my life than having to worry about friends being mad at me for no reason.

I’ve learned that I wish my best friend lived in NYC.

I’ve learned that products I love will always be discontinued – first it was my Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, then my favorite mascara, then my tampons and now, I can’t even get a decent bra at Victoria’s Secret.

I’ve learned that I don’t mind walking up and down 4 flights of stairs to do laundry as much as I hate having to fold it all after it’s done.

I’ve learned that it doesn’t matter what time of day it is, when a movie is on I will fall asleep.

I’ve learned that it will start raining when I don’t have an umbrella.

I’ve learned that after you go shopping, you must try things on again at home because it might not fit right when you look in your own mirror.

I’ve learned that I’m more than happy about being able to wear Old Navy again.

I’ve learned that it’s kinda fun to get hit on by the bus driver at 8am.

August 12, 2007

I’ve learned that New York City is just as unprepared with the rain as Virginia Beach is with the snow.

I’ve learned that people who are not from New York have no idea what it means when there are absolutely no trains running.

I’ve learned that I can do twice as many sit-ups as my husband and I enjoy telling him this every day.

I’ve learned that all it takes is three weeks of lifting weights to see a difference in your arms.

I’ve learned that when my cat is acting crazier than normal, it probably means there is a bug somewhere in our apartment.

I’ve learned that the comfort of coming home to a cool apartment after walking 15 minutes in 95 degree heat is worth the $140 electric bill.

I’ve learned that just because USAIR has the most convenient flights, it doesn’t exactly mean I’ll be leaving on time or even THAT DAY.

I’ve learned that you must wear cotton when the weather gets above a certain temperature.

I’ve learned that you shouldn’t wait until the last minute to use the bathroom when boarding a flight because the lavatories may be out of order.

I’ve learned that it doesn’t matter how many times you’ve flown on an airplane, when you’re prone to motion sickness, it’s only a matter of time until you throw up on a flight.

I’ve learned that those little bags in an airplane are there for a reason.

I’ve learned that when your trustee brand of tampons decides to change their design and you find the original design at Cosco…. it’s ok to purchase four boxes of 100.

I’ve learned that sometimes saying “I am tired” is not enough, and that you actually should say “I want to go home.”

I’ve learned that when you go on a trip, you always go back with more than you came with.

I’ve learned that one pair of jeans, three tank tops and one pair of flip flops is enough clothing for two days.

I’ve learned that there comes a time in your life where you care and love so much about ONE person that you come to realize that all you’ve had or felt in the past meant nothing.

August 4th, 2007

I've learned that when you have an unbelievable amount of shoes, it's easy to forget exactly what you have.

I've learned that while Nintendo Wii cost us $300, it only saves us money since now we don't have to join a gym!

I've learned that sometimes you just need a break from a friendship.

I've learned that you shouldn't wait until the last day to mail in a rebate.

I've learned that it's almost impossible to find the most perfect birthday card for your best friend.

I've learned that it's nice to have reliable dinner plans with a friend each week.

I've learned that cupcakes are just too heavy for a summer snack and that's where PINKBERRY comes in!! (www.pinkberry.com)

I've learned that you just can not purchase throw pillows online - you have to see them in person.

I've learned that when it's 95 degrees outside and you have to go to Target, it's perfectly ok to take alternate modes of transportation that takes you twice as long to get there.

I've learned that drinking a glass of wine BEFORE dinner might impair your ability to use chopsticks.

I've learned that right when I start talking about not seeing a cockroach for months in our apartment, one will come a crawling just to wave hello.

July 29, 2007

I've learned that hearing praise from your boss about how happy he is with you is a reminder that you weren't the problem in that past job.

I've learned that forgetting my ipod in the morning will assure me a day of annoyance while riding the train.

I've learned that living in NYC means you have to start planning for the holidays in July or else you won't be able to get a rental car.

I've learned that walking up and down four flights of stairs to do four loads of laundry means you can skip the leg exercises for one day.

I've learned that I need to carry around one of those hand-held fans for when I'm down in the subway stations.

I've learned that an elastic band to put up your hair was the best invention ever created.

I've learned that after more than a year of working in the fashion industry, it's fun to get compliments on my clothing again.

I've learned that the people at my new job, who have only known me for five weeks, know me better than people at Michael Kors who I worked with for 15 months.

I've learned that ingesting squid ink risotto will most definitely turn your poop black!!!!

I've learned that spending $2.50 on two peaches at the organic food market are not any better than the peaches you get at the grocery store for half the price.

I've learned that you should never tell a friend where you got a piece of jewelery.... jewelery is very personal, and it's weird to see a necklace you have on someone else when it means something special to you.

I've learned that when you wear the wrong underwear and they are seriously driving you crazy, it's perfectly ok to go commando.

July 22, 2007

I've learned that something that is a dream come true for one person, might really be hurting another.

I've learned that only one week ago I had no idea who Michael Vick was, and now that I do, I will make sure that everyone I know knows who he is, what he did, and what should be done.

I've learned that I can only walk two blocks to purchase a thirty one pound box of cat litter at the store, carrying up three flights of stairs is another story.

I've learned that every single picture from college shows me with a cigarette in my hand.

I've learned that I will never get used to the cockroaches that I am forced to share the sidewalks with in the summer.

I've learned that when I want some ice in my drink (which I NEVER do), we will have no ice in the freezer.

I've learned that doing fifty squats to tone my legs will mean I won't be able to walk in the morning.

I've learned that there is nothing to make you feel better about having to go up a size in jeans than finding those SEVENs at a thrift store for $25!!

I've learned that when I really really want to make a trip home, flights will be $400 and no chance of going down in price any time in the near future.

I've learned that it's exciting to take a break from your every weekend routine to hang out with a girl who you don't have to impress, who you can talk about your family with (because she KNOWS your family) and you can have so much fun with at the same time.

I've learned that when someone seriously looks familiar, you should ask them where you know them from because chances are they might be from VIRGINIA BEACH, GRADUATED FROM PRINCESS ANNE in 1997 and is living IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD!!! (so exciting)

I've learned that sometimes you have a friend who you thought was a great friend, but one thing can change the way you feel about her forever.

I've learned that if Charlie hears me talking about David Beckham one more time, I think he's going to tell me to move to Los Angeles.

July 14th, 2007

I've learned that, no matter how hard I try, I will never be able to get my cats off the kitchen table.

I've learned that it can be so hot outside that you can feel your legs sweating.

I've learned that not drinking enough water will cause a headache.

I've learned that a one hour lunch break is sanity that I never knew I was missing.

I've learned that it's not a good idea to go three weeks without washing clothing.

I've learned that working at a university means that everyone will think I'm a student because I STILL LOOK LIKE I AM 19 YEARS OLD!!!!

I've learned that hair does not need to be blowdried when it's 85 degrees outside in the morning and I have to walk 15 minutes to the subway!

I've learned that it's impossible to get some regular tampons! Easy Glide, Pearl, Fresh, Compax, blah blah blah--- just give me some regular cardboard applicator tampons so I don't have to walk 4 blocks in 95 degree weather to get them!!!!

I've learned that after walking those FOUR blocks in 95 degree heat, that I will always manage to get in line behind a college student purchasing $311 worth of stuff at WALGREENS on her parent's credit card!

I've learned that while you're standing in that line, you will realize you need toothbrushes, but there are so many choices of toothbrushes that you'll accidentally purchase the MEDIUM ones that are TOO HARD TO BRUSH WITH!!!!

I've learned that Ben & Jerrys will mysteriously discontinue my favorite flavor (Oatmeal Cookie)-- and this week was not the right week to do it.

I've learned that while I have the opportunity to take all the college classes I want FOR FREE, I'm going to start to learn how to cook! I'm starting with a cupcake class-- next are chocolate truffles.

July 5th, 2007

I've learned that this mac computer thing is going to be a lot harder than I thought.

I've learned that reorganizing our apartment makes for a whole new outlook on how much longer we can stay here.

I've learned that it's pretty hard not to talk to your best friend for three weeks while she is away in the Philippines.

I've learned that I will never remain at a job where I'm miserable.

I've learned that I'm going to get too used to this whole "summer Fridays" thing and I'm not going to want to go back to a regular schedule come September!

I've learned that when you feel like you're getting sick, you probably aren't, but there are those few times where the sore throat actually means something!

I've learned that stoop sales (known as garage sales in rural areas) are the best when you can find something you've actually been wanting.

I've learned that I LOVE my huge logo Dooney and Bourke bag and I'm SO HAPPY that I can use it again!

I've learned that there will never be enough room for all my clothing.

I've learned that you should never wait too long to book a flight… especially on a holiday weekend.

I've learned that time can actually go by fast at the DMV (I'm serious, people!).

I've learned that I need to make my own plans and stop waiting for everyone around me to follow through.

I've learned that I'm going to start keeping a dozen cupcakes frozen in my freezer so that when I want one, I don't have to go all the way to the Lower East Side to get one!!!

June 25th, 2007

I've learned that a month off work is the best way to realize that you never want to work again!

I've learned that it takes time to pick which of the two job offers to take, but when they both REALLY want you, they will give you all the time you need.

I've learned that you shouldn't always take the job where the money is, sometimes you need to take the position where you'll be most happy.

I've learned that only time will tell if I made the right decision.

I've learned that you should NEVER forget to bring socks on a plane.

I've learned that I am no longer the same generation that hangs out at "the block" in Virginia Beach and I'm just wondering when this all happened!

I've learned that there is nothing more to remind me of the fact that I am a Democrat than going back to visit Virginia Beach where people don't believe in gay marriages and people aim for squirrels in their big huge gas guzzling trucks.

I've learned that I will NEVER EVER understand how anyone in MY generation does not believe in gay marriages.... can someone explain this to me?

I've learned that late nights spent talking with an old friend will remind you of the reason you are friends in the first place.

I've learned that I will never win at BINGO.

I've learned that there will never be enough time to spend with your mom.

I've learned that if you leave your computer in the possession of your husband while you are away on vacation, that he will run a virus scan that mysteriously causes the computer to stop working permanently and when you get home, YOU will be the one who has to run around having a nervous breakdown because there hasn't been a backup ran in about a year.

I've learned that after knowing my husband for 5 years, he's NOW decided to tell me that HE likes the window seat on an airplane.

I've learned that San Francisco has more people begging for money than New York City.

I've learned that high-end retail stores do not interest me while I'm on vacation.

I've learned that I WILL FIND a fabulous cupcake shoppe even when I'm on the other side of the country- and they will know my name by the end of the week.

I've learned that if you're not interested in wine, don't waste your time going to Napa Valley unless you don't mind driving around for hours to see the amazing views.

I've learned that hot air balloon rides are amazing and worth every penny.

I've learned that there are Jelly-Belly flavors such as booger, dirt and vomit (i'm not kidding!!) and that the young teenage boy working at the factory will think it's funny to tell me that the vomit Jelly-Belly is pepperoni pizza.

I've learned that when leaving a hotel room, you MUST CHECK the closet to see if you've forgotten anything because your favorite black blazer might still be hanging in it when you decide to drive to the next vacation destination which is 3 hours away.

I've learned that a vacation in California can cost more than a honeymoon.

I've learned that there is no reason to pack 5 dresses, 4 handbags, and 9 pairs of shoes because you'll only wear 3 pairs of shoes, you'll only use the handbag you used when boarding your plane in NYC and you will not wear even ONE of those dresses!

I've learned that people coming back from vacation always use the "jet-lag" excuse--- there is no such thing as "jet-lag".... you just don't want to go back to work!

I've learned that there is nothing better than hearing that MEOW coming from the other side of the apartment door while I walk up 3 flights of steps after a vacation.

June 2, 2007

I've learned that 85 degrees and a black suit are not a good combination.

I've learned that it's perfectly ok to turn down a second interview when you are not interested.

I've learned that if you aren't at all interested in a job, you shouldn't even waste your time going to the interview.

I've learned that many offers will come my way, but it's up to me to decide which one to chose.

I've learned that stress brings on weight loss and I can't afford to lose any more.

I've learned that there is nothing better than the clearance rack at Banana Republic in Fairfax, Virginia!

I've learned that dressing up for work might not be that bad.

I've learned that pop-rocks can make my day especially when I can pop them between my teeth and have them directly shoot my husband in his face.

I've learned that things might not go as planned, but that you might be better for it.

I've learned that when your husband says he doesn't want any of that fried ice cream, you shouldn't give him a spoon!

I've learned that you should never trust what someone says... get that shit in writing!

I've learned that I don't have to get ice cream at every ice cream truck that passes by - Ben and Jerry's at the corner store might be the better choice.

I've learned that the best jobs are ones you find for yourself, not ones that a recruiter finds for you.

I've learned that when you've got two amazing offers on the table, you need to pick which one is best for you, not the one that everyone is telling you to take.

I've learned that it's nice to feel confident and wanted again.

I've learned that nothing is stable in the fashion industry.

I've learned that I don't need to suffer in the heat when I have an air conditioner that works wonders.

I've learned that sometimes you need some fish tacos.

May 19th, 2007

I've learned that there is no point in bringing cupcakes home with me when I just ate two of them in the bakery.

I've learned that if there is any chance of rain, bring an umbrella.

I've learned that you should never lock your husband out of the bedroom and then fall asleep.

I've learned that you can never have too many comfortable ballet flats!

I've learned that there is nothing better than having a fabulous black suit you know you look good in.

I've learned that when you have a lot of time on your hands, there is never going to be a big enough battery for your cell phone.

I've learned that my husband enjoys researching my ailments and he has diagnosed me with dermatillomania.

I've learned that black clothing doesn't go well with a tan cat.

I've learned that a lunch is much more expensive on the upper east side.

I've learned that interviewing is absolutely exhausting.

I've learned that too much sugar will cause a stomach ache.

I've learned that I will be called back for a second interview on every single meeting I attend and sometimes I'm just going to have to say I AM NOT INTERESTED!

May 12th, 2007

I've learned that when Grey's Anatomy is advertised as a "two hour episode of Grey's Anatomy" doesn't exactly mean it WILL BE A TWO HOUR EPISODE OF GREY'S ANATOMY!

I've learned that when I walk slow down the street, people think it's an invitation to talk to me.

I've learned that you can wear shoes for two hours and think they are the most comfortable shoes ever, but wearing them for an entire day (including the back and forth 15 minute walk to the subway) will make you think differently about how comfortable they really are.

I've learned there's a reason I don't take THAT train!

I've learned I live through the NYC winter, and each year I honestly forget how hot it gets in our apartment when it's more than 60 degrees outside.

I've learned that talking to your best friend's husband is almost as good as actually talking to your best friend.

I've learned that a $13 cab ride can cost $20.

I've learned that a cigarette isn't going to make me feel better, it's only going to make me feel dizzy.

I've learned that once a person shits on you once, they will be quick to shit on you again.

I've learned that sometimes you HAVE TO tell someone what they are getting themselves into.

I've learned that it's nice to hear another dad's opinion when yours isn't around.

I've learned that I'm not the only one in my marriage who has ideas of packing up everything, storing it all in Virginia Beach, and purchasing one way flights to somewhere in the world.

I've learned that there's a lot I would do for a Klondike Bar.