May 19th, 2007

I've learned that there is no point in bringing cupcakes home with me when I just ate two of them in the bakery.

I've learned that if there is any chance of rain, bring an umbrella.

I've learned that you should never lock your husband out of the bedroom and then fall asleep.

I've learned that you can never have too many comfortable ballet flats!

I've learned that there is nothing better than having a fabulous black suit you know you look good in.

I've learned that when you have a lot of time on your hands, there is never going to be a big enough battery for your cell phone.

I've learned that my husband enjoys researching my ailments and he has diagnosed me with dermatillomania.

I've learned that black clothing doesn't go well with a tan cat.

I've learned that a lunch is much more expensive on the upper east side.

I've learned that interviewing is absolutely exhausting.

I've learned that too much sugar will cause a stomach ache.

I've learned that I will be called back for a second interview on every single meeting I attend and sometimes I'm just going to have to say I AM NOT INTERESTED!