March 15, 2009

I’ve learned that a snow day is a like a sick day but without the sick.

I’ve learned that when you show up at the gym and most of the people in the class are men twice your size, the class is not for you.

I’ve learned that sometimes you can have a day where you’re happy for no real reason.

I’ve learned that a package can get lost going from one post office to another.

I’ve learned that even if you are just sending a package to a PO Box, you must track and insure that package.

I’ve learned that just because you took ballet for two years when you were seven years old doesn’t mean you’ll be able to take a ballet class and know what you’re doing 20 years later.

I’ve learned that if you don’t know me, you shouldn’t be calling me “honey” unless you are an elderly woman over the age of 80.

I’ve learned that there is such a thing as a bad hair WEEK.

I’ve learned that during a recession, a 30% off coupon to the Gap stores will mean that every single Old Navy, Banana Republic and Gap will be in complete chaos!

I’ve learned that (apparently) every guy has punched at least one person in his life even the ones that are too scared to kill a land crab in a Costa Rica bathroom.

I’ve learned that you could actually steal something from Best Buy because those security officers at the front of the store do not check those receipts!

I’ve learned that it costs a fortune to frame a picture.

I’ve learned that orange male cats are the best, but who am I kidding – I learned that LONG ago!