I've learned that five hours of playing a video game will impair your ability to do anything with your hand for days.
I've learned that even when the thai food menu says it isn't spicy, expect it to be spicy!
I've learned that it doesn't matter how late you are-- don't forget your hat when it's 10 degrees outside!
I've learned that you should wear jeans that make you feel good about your body-- if they don't fit, don't wear them!
I've learned that just because a person calls your their best friend doesn't mean you have to call them yours.
I've learned that the smörgåsbord of food you order at a diner will most definitely give you a stomach ache the next day.
I've learned that just when you really need copies of a major document for a major meeting, every single copy machine in the office will malfunction and NO ONE will want to help you fix them.
I've learned that you just can't wear sky-high heels everyday-- you have to give your back and feet a break.
I've learned that nothing will stop the constant creaking in our floor other than the weather getting warmer.
I've learned that everyone dreads the beginning of the week, but at the end of the week, people are astonished at how fast time flew by.
I've learned that sometimes your body just needs to fall asleep on the couch at 10pm on a friday-- especially when the cat is curled up right next to you.