I’ve learned that women must start saying no to the scrunchie.
I’ve learned that before you ladies start wearing gorgeous open toe shoes, you better make sure you’ve had a pedicure.
I’ve learned that one cat will give me no problem clipping his claws, but the other one is a real pain in the ass!
I’ve learned that sometimes it’s ok to skip lunch and have frozen yogurt with fruit instead (hey! At least it’s not ice cream!).
I’ve learned that when you’re not in a rush, sometimes it’s worth taking the local train.
I’ve learned that when you have a lot to look forward to, you forget about some of it!
I’ve learned that if I keep taking pilates with my instructor, my abs will most certainly be solid come June.
I’ve learned that men no longer open doors for women.
I’ve learned that if I can listen to high pitched beeping every five seconds for eight hours straight, I can handle anything!
I’ve learned that the weather forecast can change by the hour.
I’ve learned that there is something about receiving a care package from your friend’s mother that makes you feel loved.
I’ve learned that if you wear x-small underwear, you probably wear an x-small bikini bottom.
I’ve learned that there is nothing like a Tootsie Roll.