February 22, 2009

I’ve learned that you will see spit on a NYC sidewalk anywhere you look.

I’ve learned that there are people who actually buy stuffed animals for $93!

I’ve learned that it’s always nice to go away on weekend getaways, but sometimes it’s nice to just save the money and stay in the city.

I’ve learned that I’m not the only one who forgets their umbrella.

I’ve learned that you should invest in some nice workout pants because you never want the crotch of your pants to look funky.

I’ve learned that when your commute in the morning starts out bad, it pretty much sets the tone for the entire day.

I’ve learned that there needs to be absolutely NO moisture in the air if you plan on wearing your hair straight.

I’ve learned books are usually better than the movie.

I’ve learned that if you want to go to Target on the weekend, it’s best to go at 10am on Saturday morning.

I’ve learned that sometimes you just want a salad with macaroni and cheese for dinner.

I’ve learned that it’s ok to skip the dessert.

I’ve learned that my cats are getting me ready for having a child when I come home to shit on the floor and puke on the carpet.

There are flowers that don’t die within a couple of days and they are called craspedias (look it up!).

I’ve learned that it takes an overflowing toilet (even after you’ve told him many times) that you cannot flush paper towels!

I've learned you can scrimp on some home products, but a plunger is NOT one of those things.

February 15, 2009

I’ve learned that it’s now 50¢ to play an arcade video game and the economy is even taking its toll on kids!

I’ve learned that you shouldn’t take THAT train when you know it is always crowded.

I’ve learned that some people don’t realize they are sticking their dirty hands in their mouth.

I’ve learned that sometimes you just aren’t going to make that 5:45pm class at the gym.

I’ve learned that you should never forget your Tide stain stick!

I’ve learned that a person on the train isn’t going to move their bag off the seat next to them unless you ask.

I’ve learned seeing chaos in the city each day means you wont realize when there are ten fire trucks blocking off a major street.

I’ve learned that my cat will do anything to sit right on my lap even if it means sitting on the laptop.

I’ve learned that it’s a good idea to wait to buy because it might go on sale.

I’ve learned that running two miles on a treadmill when you’ve never done it before will cause your heart to hurt the next morning.

I’ve learned that even if you’ve been on America’s Next Top Model doesn’t mean you will be a model – it only means you will get recognized while being a waitress in a restaurant.

I’ve learned that sometimes you just need a night of talking about vaginas.

I’ve learned you can turn anyone into a cheerleader!

February 8, 2009

I’ve learned that the home improvements will never end.

I’ve learned that when the closet looks like it’s going to collapse, it’s only a matter of time before it does.

I’ve learned that the cat will never stop eating string.

I’ve learned that the freight elevator is there for my middle of the day breakdown.

I’ve learned there is something comforting about the fact that my best friend doesn’t have a job and she can answer the phone in the middle of the day while I’m in the freight elevator.

I’ve learned that too much cinnamon and not enough egg while cooking French toast will cause a lot of smoke.

I’ve learned that the smoke alarm REALLY works!

I’ve learned that everyone is on edge right now because of the economy and if you say you aren’t, YOU ARE LYING.

I’ve learned that you can teach a cat commands like you can teach a dog.

I’ve learned that the water in the shower can never be too hot.

I’ve learned that when it’s past 9pm, there is NO WAY I will stay up through the whole movie.

I’ve learned that nothing is better than eating Entenmann’s right out of the box.